Being an English Nerd
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@BurrowsKathryn
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one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
I only make my guacamole out of the freshest Avogadros.
(Source: beesmygod)
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i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us
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Really, guys? I’m back for ten minutes and we’re already fighting space aliens?
#steve just spends this entire movie unimpressed with EVERYTHING
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when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
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why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
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My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
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“Tom!!! I don’t care how excited you are, clean this mess. AND PUT YOUR SHIRT ON!!!”
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Speight told Benedict his reservation at the hotel was under Heywood Jablowme. Rob didn’t realize he was being pranked & walked up to the front desk & gave them the name.
And Gabriel strikes again.
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Likes
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The Art of Negative Space by Tang Yau Hoong
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england: someone go call america for me.france: how?? he's probably sleeping like a log--canada: hold up i got this... ...
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Big news!
Pusheen’s first book is coming out this October, published by Touchstone / Simon &...
